What will the calendar reveal? A Nativity scene? The North Pole? Aletta Ocean's ass?
Philadelphia, PA – The delivery workers are hustling, annoying music assaults us in places of commerce, and Fox News pundits are on the warpath, which can only mean one thing; the holidays are here. HotMovies.com unveils its new advent calendar to help cope with the stressful holiday season.
“When I was a kid, we opened the advent calendar every December day in anticipation of Christmas. Now, HotMovies.com users can do the same thing; except instead of candy, it’s free porn,” said HotMovies.com Director of Business Development James Cybert.
Each day in December, logged in HotMovies users can open a square on the advent calendar and redeem a prize. “It could be some free minutes, a free rental, or an even better secret prize,” said Cybert, giggling like a small brat. “You will just have to visit every day to find out!”